U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Randomize
