well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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