We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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