just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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