there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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