when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
