Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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