Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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