If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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