: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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