We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Semen is not good for contacts.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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