seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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