Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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