The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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