I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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