then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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