I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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