whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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