I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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