Your face is a jimmy john
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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