i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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