dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
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