every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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