so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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