My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
