do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
