Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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