She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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