We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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