i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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