So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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