Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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