we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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