so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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