I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
