Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Randomize
