No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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