So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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