is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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