I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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