The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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