I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
