Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
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