I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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