We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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