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She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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