What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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