We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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