So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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