Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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