Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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