you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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